And a former member of the Sixers team that went to the 2001 Finals, to boot.

Which South Philly old Italian men’s clothing store did Jackson shop at to find that beauty?

I feel bad for that water polo player. Clearly she’s lost face.

Oh, man, that triple Lindy....

And occasionally, also “sisters.”

“I’ll fuck you up, my pretty... and your little dog, too!”

The camouflage makes sure you can’t see their innermost thoughts.

To be fair... it was a really big check.

Fair enough. How about Red Green?

I want him to look Death in the eyes and say, “Ooooh, sorry.”

If Bob Newhart can do it, why can’t Trebek?

Or Geddy Lee?

Get a room, you nerds!

He’s already hosted Sports Jeopardy!, so he’s got the chops.

Are you suggesting Will Smith and M. Night Shyamalan aren’t beloved?

My wife actually spotted “SUMMER” spray painted on the wall of the old Purcell home. When she pointed that out, it immediately reminded me of “HEISENBERG” spray-painted on the wall of Walter White’s old home in “Breaking Bad.”

Then again, this is a Boston team we’re talking about, so naturally they’ll overcome whatever obvious friction exists, call themselves “underdogs” and win the whole goddamned thing, because God hates us.

Jesus; forgot about that one.

If you need a character witness, let me know!

Frickin’ sweet! It kind of resembles a cricket bat more, but that’s just a design issue you can’t really work around.