“Welcome to... uhhh,Torontadelphia? Philaronto?”

If Bob Newhart can do it, why can’t Trebek?

Or Geddy Lee?

Get a room, you nerds!

He’s already hosted Sports Jeopardy!, so he’s got the chops.

I’m having fun just picking out all of the Philly landmarks in the trailer. I can’t wait to see this.

True! Khan’s misdirected anger was his ultimate undoing.

Are you suggesting Will Smith and M. Night Shyamalan aren’t beloved?

It was the spiritual predecessor of the Sideshow Bob “rake” bit, and just as effective in cracking me up.

Pity that his pattern indicates two-dimensional thinking. Kirk laughs at his “superior intellect.”

Greatest movie ever.

That Giacchino theme gives me nerd tears every time.

BINGO. Came here just for this.

My wife actually spotted “SUMMER” spray painted on the wall of the old Purcell home. When she pointed that out, it immediately reminded me of “HEISENBERG” spray-painted on the wall of Walter White’s old home in “Breaking Bad.”

Then again, this is a Boston team we’re talking about, so naturally they’ll overcome whatever obvious friction exists, call themselves “underdogs” and win the whole goddamned thing, because God hates us.

Jesus; forgot about that one.

If you need a character witness, let me know!

Frickin’ sweet! It kind of resembles a cricket bat more, but that’s just a design issue you can’t really work around.

He did sing “Mrs. Robinson” at Yankee Stadium after Joe DiMaggio died.

George Washington was rumored to have thrown one across the Potomac. Or the Rappahannock, I guess.