I thought it was called undercoating?

Didn’t anyone see We’re The Millers?

Sigh. That kid already skates better than I do.

I am keeping the mustache on.

Yep. He also hosts the overnight call-in show on 94 WIP. He has a great booming bass of a voice.

But enough about our president!

I love high-scoring basketball games with plenty of lead changes. This one nailed it. I haven’t enjoyed an offensive outburst like that since Phoenix-Dallas in, I think, 2007?

Great minds, am I right?

“I hope that when I die, one day, I’ll die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did... and not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car.” - Jack Handey

Ah, Wikipedia. Why do I neglect you at these times?

Ah, that makes more sense. It just sounded strange to hear, like if someone said, “Welcome to the McDonald’s hamburger restaurant, may I take your order?”

I’ve always been curious about why the team is referred to as “the New York Football Giants,” when that distinction hasn’t been necessary since 1957.

I never realized that! SSX Tricky was my jam, too.

Good or meaningful ideas are no longer a prerequisite to creating “content” in 2018, nor is respect for the audience. We’re all headed for a future in which we just have to eat everyone’s shit all day, for no other reason than there are a lot of plates in the house.

Whatever day we decide to take down the Christmas decorations and realize there are about three months of cold darkness ahead is the most depressing day of the year for me.

I guess rappelling down the side is one way to escape watching a ‘Skins loss....

Apparently he even learned how to drive a little boat with a motor! But then he blew a seal.

Are we sure Elon Musk isn’t just some mass fever dream we all share?

And if the tunnel collapses — boom! Instant sarcophagus.

In The Hubble With Coach Gruden?