This is me at every recent Catholic Mass (usually a wedding) I’ve attended...

Preach.

As another white Catholic, I will admit that all that standing and kneeling and bowing and sitting was great for my core!

Even if he had caught it, he would have just run it back to Amendola and dropped it at his feet.

God, I love that episode. It followed the three-parter “Heart of Archness,” which together make the best four-episode run of Archer I’ve seen yet.

Adam Reed is a huge Burt Reynolds fan, if I recall correctly.

“The Man From Jupiter” is a Top-10 Archer episode, and I will watch it tonight for the 50th time in Burt’s honor. Possibly while enjoying Pimm’s Cup in a pimp’s cup.

Alright, I made it through! Well played, Drew, well played.

Just remember — there were plenty of 31-year-olds in 1960, too.

Understandable!

How many stars are in the Milky Way?

“Fucktomb?”

Next up: Philadelphia Eagles.

Ahhhhh, that’s even more brilliant.

+1

I like that! Except who the hell would want to steal plays from the Dolphins?

This is somewhat ironic, considering he’s an outside linebacker.

My solution (not that anyone asked)?

Going four-for-four in playoff appearances this year would have been great, but as an Eagles and Villanova fan I can’t be too upset. That said, the ways in which the Phillies have been losing games lately are painful to witness.

Meaning “Enrico Matassa” will go from being an occasional disguise to a full-time alter ego?