[insert evil laugh here]

And here is Pittsburgh’s music director, in the middle of taking his driver’s license exam....

If I remember the old song correctly, Alouettes are known for getting plucked.

I’ll pass that on to Kyle.

This one, because I’m 12 years old.

Does this apply to human children as well? Asking for a fiend.

John Elway is a horse-toothed idiot

We find common ground on Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Arrested Development.

Why, what’s the final sco—whoa.

Yes they are, my friend. Yes they are.

I love this show, and the way it maintains continuity and callbacks while still striking out onto new paths.

“You’re the boss, apple sauce” is a phrase I can’t stop saying. (Damn you, Wes Warhammer!)

I do love that on NewsRadio Jimmy and Bill did the classic “Morning Ralph/ Morning Sam” exchange as they stepped through the broken window of Dave’s office.

Call him “Seedling,” because he just got planted.

Won’t that fuck up your gizzard?

There’s probably a reason for that.

Sold!

Nick Pivetta? I barely remember him now.

1998 — Doug Glanville! Scott Rolen! Curt Schilling! Ricky Bottalico! Terry Francona, before he learned how to manage a baseball team! Ruben Fucking Amaro, Jr.!

I was kind of hoping that, with Victorino and Utley retiring, we might get another hero from 2008 to come back to Philly.