I’m a Phillies fan, but that still hurts.

“65 toss power trap! Yaaa-haaa-haaa-ha-ha! Yaaa-ha-ha! I tell ya that thing was there, yes sir boys!”

I cannot argue with any of this.

Agreed. I’ve been a fan of Fran since “That’s Incredible!”

You magnificent Pontifex.

I hope my star gets you out of the Earl Greys.

Good Lord, Gwen — how long were you waiting to break out that headline? :)

Well, he did leave to play for the Giants for a while, and then came back, so... technically, I guess?

He’s like the Benjamin Button of quarterbacks.

Yup, for like 10 seconds in 2011.

See the loveli lakes

Noted. But doesn’t it feel like he should have?

[checks pro-football-reference.com]

Let’s hope the translators are quick on their feet!

Pictured (l to r): Jon Gruden, Bizarro Jon Gruden

I want him to join the parade of aging QBs who have dropped into Minnesota for one last, failed title run.

I’m Irish. Once during an interview, the employer asked me, “Is it true that if you ask an Irishman a question he answers with another question?”

The only appropriate answers to these stupid questions...

I’m anticipating the Scrantonicity reunion.

Let’s not be too quick to judge Ms. DeVos. Maybe her plan was to meet with three people, then each of those people would meet with three more people, and so on and so on.