Imagine no longer!

This looks so much like the side of my van it’s scary.

Feel free! Just make sure you use the correct phrase “from time to time,” which I didn’t, because I am stupid.

I don’t think so. I mean, maybe?

Trump, tweeting: “Can you believe these SOB’s who won’t honor our FLAG and our GREAT COUNTRY?”

It’s a fantastic show. It’s almost as if it was too good in some respects. I can’t justify why I didn’t watch Season 2; maybe I’ll get around to it soon.

Your country is like your family: you can love it, and still be disappointed in it from time and time, and want it to be better.

As always, Carlin was ahead of his time...

First Helping Syndrome. :)

An Archer fan, I assume?

Hey, whatever gets you through the night.

The David Suchet version? Saw a few episodes when they aired on PBS and liked them.

Hold on now, let’s not get crazy here!

I know, I know! And I watched the 10-minute intro to episode 1 (the sequence with the pregnant cave woman, which ripped my heart out). But I never went back to watch the rest, and I’m damned if I could explain why.

I need closure on that anecdote!

Ah, the Paralysis of Too Many Choices.

I’m sure that opinion would lead any Gallop Poll on this subject.

“They all did it. There; I just saved you two long, boob-less hours.” —Peter Griffin

“THAT’S for Fort McHenry!”

And every time she thought she was finished, another Columbo would appear and say, “Just one more thing....”