I know, I know! And I watched the 10-minute intro to episode 1 (the sequence with the pregnant cave woman, which ripped my heart out). But I never went back to watch the rest, and I’m damned if I could explain why.

I need closure on that anecdote!

Ah, the Paralysis of Too Many Choices.

I’m sure that opinion would lead any Gallop Poll on this subject.

“They all did it. There; I just saved you two long, boob-less hours.” —Peter Griffin

“THAT’S for Fort McHenry!”

And every time she thought she was finished, another Columbo would appear and say, “Just one more thing....”

+1 rampage

...the Ravens partnered with consumer genetic testing company Orig3n to give away free DNA test kits to 55,000 fans as they entered the stadium....

Did he bang his shoe on the podium? I missed it.

Now is the summer of their discontent

Check the morgues.

+Planck constant

Now THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is how you do a callback!

Blessed art thou among touchdowns.

Fucking Ben, man.

Who is, hands down, the cheapest-ass member of the Deadspin staff?

“Tom is asshole. Why Zach hate?”

Blackadder. This is a show I love unconditionally now, but when I watched the first season on my local PBS station, I was put off by it. I don’t know if it was the crap video quality or that the humor seemed somewhat... I guess, creepier than what I was expecting. I laughed out loud plenty, but the timing just seemed…

Sith was the only prequel I saw in the theater. My friends had seen TPM, and their reactions ranged from “meh” to “I’m going to murder George Lucas for that.” Needless to say I did not feel compelled to check it out right away. I did, eventually, on TV, and aside from the fight scenes with Darth Maul it was pretty…