Hey! We’re not that close to the airport.

See, that’s why I don’t work from home.

Bernard Shaw was right: We truly are two nations separated by a common language!

For a second there I thought she was going to keep going right out of the frame. You can’t pull that off unless you’re in socks. 

“I’m just going to sit here and chill. Get my snack on.”

You know she’s ridin’ dirty (diapers).

*BOOM*

Former pos. coach to me: “Bruce Allen brushes his teeth with Coors Light.”

I couldn’t help think, after getting over the initial shock: “Great; now the Professor’s been killed by evil Jean Grey and evil Wolverine.”

Perhaps it’s a coincidence but Logan’s director also directed Walk The Line.

I couldn’t get past the opening 10 minutes of Season Two. It felt like my heart literally broke. I really should go back and watch it, though.

Hey! I resent that statem—

Not to mention good-looking!

So, how does he run the bases with balls that large?

Would whoever is playing as Okafor please recharge your controller? Thank you!

Don’t blame them too much; it’s probably a recurring cycle of abuse.

Are Euclidding me with that joke?

(Sigh.) Goddamned metric system.

A Cumberbunch?

Nancy Grace Roman, also known as the “Mother of Hubble,” was an astronomer and NASA executive who played a key role in planning and making the Hubble Space Telescope a success.