I bet you can’t wait to Basque in the glory of all those stars.

/Tony Montana takes cooler on road trip with Manny

Somewhere in his attic, there’s a portrait of him getting younger and less evil.

In 2013, Dr. Drew ended another heavily criticized show, Celebrity Rehab, because he was “tired of taking all the heat” for the deaths of five former cast members.

“I confess that I’ve never seen any of the films from the Ocean’s Trilogy[...]”

Douchin’s Eleven

Wool you cut it out, please?

Play it on a loop, you’ll be fine.

Q: Why do sheep make lousy snipers?

Hey, NFC East! Get ready to suck some DAK!

Are you referring to his stint in the Cactus League?

Smart move by Mr. Jensen. After all, Vic Morrow slapped his kid on the mound and look what happened to him!

Well, I guess it’s time for this Irish guy to come clean: I’m “Jose from Norristown.”

Your comment is a Triumph!

Welp.

Show me Aristotle getting a full Brazilian, and I’ll show you someone who’s waxing philosophically.

That’s why he’s on the swim team and not the diving team. A good plunger would never let that happen to a bathroom.

Something definitely smells funny.

Hillary would have reminded him too much of Hubert Humphrey.

“Campaign Trail” was described by McGovern’s campaign manager as “the least factual, most accurate account” of the ‘72 election.