I shoot quickly, but often miss.

I hate them all so, so much.

Geez, it’s like watching myself at Dave & Buster’s.

It’s known as “The Vatican Plan.”

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-yup.

If you’re a Cleveland Browns fan, the two worst days of your life might be:

It's pi to a million places: seemingly close but barely scratching the surface.

Don’t feel bad, Patriot fans. My team’s undefeated season ended in week 1.

Couldn’t we just send them to a farm upstate where they can run and play with other retired athletes?

Vince Lombardi’s sex advice was always a bit more... blunt:

They’re all worthless and weak.

You know what they say at BYU: better Latter than never.

The Jews did that?

Zeus Suit Riot?

Can you imagine the Faces Detroit fans made when they read that?

Huh. Hadn't considered that.

Why would you put your coat on before the credits anyway?

It’s one of the few episodes where Carl actually came out a winner.

Shit. Well, there goes my afternoon as I fall down the rabbit hole of ATHF GIFs.

Same guys who did Wonder Showzen and The Heart, She Holler, right?