Man, don’t let this guy listen to “I’m Proud To Be An American.” He might start dry-humping the Grand Canyon.
“At least you can see yours.” —Bartolo Colon’s reply
Going tomorrow night. Can’t freaking wait.
Well not entirely disappointed, because they can spend the next three months writing the same article over and over again, “What Does Chip Do Now?”
Just to make it absolutely crystal clear, you know? “Ah-ah-ah... you sit your ass back down, Michael!”
“With the seventh pick in the 1995 draft, the Philadelphia Eagles select Warren Sapp, Miami. AND NOT MIKE MAMULA.”
I think it might have something to do with Love playing for Oregon rival UCLA in college.
“Then the heavens opened, the rain pouring down, the lightning flashing, and they rushed for the cover of the stables, leaving alone on his side near the pile of bricks, the rain running off his hide, dead twenty quarters after his first round, Maverick, s0n of Cuban, full brother of Nowitzki.”
Funny, yes, and unrealistic as hell. But hey, let these crazy kids indulge their delusions.
OK, that was good. That was genuinely good!
I'm trying! But every time I open a door I set off the damn fire alarm.
He had me on his side right up until he said, “Also? I’m black.”
Little did Bruce know it at the time, but his courageous statement would echo for centuries to come...
He also expressed a lack of confidence in Syndergaard’s ability to throw a major-league-quality curveball.
Reason #1 why the DH rule in the American League is ridiculous. Pitchers can get away with this crap without ever having to face retaliation.