I’ll take 3-4 months of snow over having to be anywhere near California.

Big fan of the shiny metallic wear. Rustles my Jimmies in the good way.

Right here is a lot full of all the cars i wouldn’t take as a gift.

“Pappa, what does it mean when I look at this car and my wee-wee stands up in my pants?”

This drool worthy Bentley:

death to all that is Landau

I hate this car, actively, every time I am on the road near one. The owners must be informed that they have made a bad decision.

Sbarro? Does it come with bad pizza?

Don’t you mean “frunk”?

I still like the original SRX the best - I dug the lifted slab sided wagon look more than the inflated Chrysler Pacifica minivan shape.

These were great overall cars though.

I would drive the shit out of a Twin Turbo Hyundai Genesis MegaDrive

Every single time. Grand Ams are (or at least were for a decade ending with Pontiac’s death) the jerk that thinks he is hot shit. The guy that every guy, except the few with taste and discernment, want to be friends with. The guy that for some inexplicable reason girls like, despite his lack of looks and substance.

Just for it’s big fat face.

Do animated characters count?

Roger smith is classier than Bruce Wayne, seems okay with small talk (I’m fine with quiet drives punctuated by the occasional comment or exchange of quips) and he’s got a knack for gadgets so he could help me figure out how to work the features on a car. Also he’s loaded, so he could buy…

I think it describes Crazy Taxi a bit better.

I OWNED with this car in GT4!

This:

A car very similar to this one was for sale a few hundred kilometers away this spring for a tad over about a thousand buck. I had to restrain myself.

Now it’s certainly a car I would hate to describe using the words “the worst”, but I have an unhealthy desire to own a Volvo 240 (sedan or wagon).