SHIT. Sorting this out rn sorry!!

Auto-playing videos WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!? FUCK!

Can people please give the Mega Man sprites a rest when doing this shit? Every time, it’s always Mega Man.

You can ALWAYS go with a team, but if you choose to, you could roll the dice and try matchmaking. Oh, wait... You CAN’T.

This is the most disingenuous, intellectually dishonest thing I have ever read.

yes...if my chick can play and like it, you can too. (She’s a LBP or Skylanders or Skyrim type player...)

Watch the Original MK movie! It’s hilariously funny and the game makes good references to it. It’ll give you a general idea about the characters as well. I’ve had no knowledge of MK story other than the movie and I loved how the game story mode made references to it!

I haven’t played a fighting game since Street Fighter on NES. But something about this made me want to buy it. I am starting to get the hang of medium 1v1 battles, but it seems like to get the kombos where the guy is in mid air and you continue hitting him is next level stuff that I just don’t know if I’ll be that…

MK9 was my first MK and I did just fine, online is a different story though but there’s plenty of single player content to enjoy if you don’t like your ass handed to you

Definitely!
The Story mode might make you want to watch the previous game’s story mode on youtube if you would rather sit through the 2hours of cutscenes rather than play it. And all the games prior to the 2011 title have had their stories nullified as 2011 is a reboot set on an alternate timeline.

In short, for the…

If you really care about the lore, you can spend about 2 hours watching all the cut scenes from MK9 on youtube (it’s pretty much organized like a movie). Since it was pretty much a reboot, you’ll get all the lore that’s relevant from there.

Yes. They story may be a bit confusing, given how much has happened. You can watch all the cutscenes fro MK9 on youtube to fill the void if need be. Actually, you should. Because reading it can be just as confusing.

If you don’t shy away from ultra violence(in an almost comic book, or cartoonish way) then I think you’ll like it. It’s a solid fighter with plenty to keep you occupied for a long time without picking up any DLC. Plus, it’s always fun to watch a friends face the first time they see a new Fatality. I live for that look…

So because someone, somewhere, was slightly offended, it should be removed? CONFORM. OBEY. NO PUBLIC OPINIONS ALLOWED. ALL SHALL FALL IN LINE

Oh Jesus Christ, really?

She is not one to fucking talk -.-

Oh no! what are we going to do, someone made a trans joke, the world is going to end with every special snowflake getting triggered. We better not make dead baby jokes, it might trigger the dead babies. Better not make a black joke, they might burn down the town. Better not make a muslim joke, they will blow you up.…

I like how the new poem is basically thumbing its nose at everyone who complained.

Thank god this absolute travesty was righted. I can go back to finding the next thing to be insulted and triggered by.