6. If your [sic] only going to show up for food and alcohol and really have no interest other than that

I actually have three pairs of "shorts" like that. I bought them in India for $4 a piece. Even they refer to them as "sinbad pants." But they're cheap and cool (temperature-wise, I still look like a doofus) in the summer. And they didn't cost $147.

I think your complaining about a tech writer's critique of a tech company on a tech blog might be even bigger. But hey, you got to use an overused expression, so bonus hip points to you!

Kids... they ruin it for everybody!

Kind of looks like if batman had awesome sex with an orbital frame.

Not enough useless belts, 3/10, would not bang.

Not in the picture? 37 zippers.

What in the everlasting fuck is that? I honestly wouldn't have known that's Batman if I hadn't been told.

It is strange how the description evolved from "close friends at Winterkewl games" to "We met Kris and trusted his qualifications and assertions that we could trust him with our brand."

We're not ready to make a detailed statement about what happened with Yogventures. Winterkewl's statement omits much and I would disagree with a number of points, but there's no value in going into detail.

One day I was sitting on the bus behind a girl with headphones on with a guy started calling her "Blondie," and just generally telling her how he'd like to get to know her. He wasn't particularly crude about it, but it was clear his attention was unwelcome. But he kept trying, and she kept replying in monosyllables…

But Lorde? Having messed around with a demo that gave her "the sensation of being in a room watching a musician sitting in a studio", she said "It's like being in someone's filth, but on a pure level it's nice. Kind of like communism."

I'm amazed at how little this looks like something on a SNES.

"Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world." - Archimedes

oh! Shit! We were actually planning on doing this. Would an 11x17" sheet work?

You're missing the point, mate.

1) Yes, he could have said that, Skip. Would you have given a shit?
2) What else do you think these sorts of sites are here for, but to blow minds with absurdities? It is what it is, and nothing more.
3) "Given a paper large enough—and enough energy—you can fold it as many times as you want." - 'your argument is…

I assumed it was implicit.

No Mega Bidoof?