Kevin Bacon's robocop reboot deviated a little bit from the source material.

"All the cries, four times as far."

I'm guessing your horror was...nonexistent? There's really nothing scary or creepy about this. You're kind of pushing it.

You just shouldn't pre-order at all. From anywhere. Case in point - Saint's Row IV I was kicking myself for not pre-ordering. "What if that pre-order DLC is exclusive?" It never was. It was 75 cents last Steam sale. Pretty much all pre-order DLC ends up getting sold once on its own once the game gets a big price chop.

A character's hair doesn't take my breath away.

He looks like a 15 year old child. Any person who is in the limelight and can't be bothered to look a little presentable probably has a lot of deeper issues at play.

Real suave there. I'll do the same, but with a picture of a restaurant owner, or a startup company, or literally any other number of occupations, and we can both walk away from no real reason with corner smiles. It won't make sense, but we'll both look real suave.

Protip - it's not pronounced "dare" as in "I dare you to eat three pounds of nachos." It's the Latin "Dah-ray," which means "to give." Ludum Dare is "To give games."

But it can only be fired twice.

Gotta love all the "wow this is a child doing this how unimpressive 0/10 would not read again lol whatta script kiddie" comments. I get it, what (s)he's doing isn't very nice, but don't you think it's petty to instantly belittle them? Sit back, watch the drama, and be entertained. Besides, with a name like…

All of his accessories seem to be very tiny, expensive things that would be very easy to lose...

Oh, absolutely - I'm not advocating jumping into any contracts blindly. But at the end of the day, they're a business, and if they can avoid giving you $50,000, you can bet your missing belongings that they will.

This is why I hate insurance companies with a burning passion. They have no problem at all collecting your monthly fee...and then when you need help, "Oops, that isn't covered. You bought the wrong insurance." or "Look here, you agreed to clause 3c, which states that if the damages occur on a day ending in -y we're…

"Game banned because Chinese people are killed with guns instead of smog and other savory forms of toxic waste."

"...but getting there"

That singing I mentioned atop this essay always felt a little haunted to me and as I grew up, it occurred to me, it was part of Haiti's history that hung in the air around me that never got talked about. My mom used a machete in the garden. She could've used a hoe or a hand shovel but a machete was what she grew up…

Disable the second card. As a long-time crossfire user, if there is ANY sort of problem (even just not having as much FPS as I want), I've found that disabling crossfire fixes it. On most occasions.

Honestly, the force that makes China look the worst...is China itself. They heavily pollute their people both physically and mentally (by trying so desperately to manage their marketplace of ideas). BF4 should be the very least of their worries.

Everyone's weird.

I wouldn't say he's a "major player." He hasn't been relevant for a long time. And even at that, "relevant" is a stretch.