Yeah! It's definitely some cheap frozen brand, and the crust might actually be made out of cardboard, but it is just completely capable of giving you that cheesy, gooey fix. And it's somehow better than the normal frozen pizza.

There's just something deeply satisfying about a "good 'bad' shooter." Like when you go to a Chinese buffet and the pizza there is just BAD, but it's a satisfying bad that actually makes it kind of good. You know?

Wow, the Kat one was spot on.

Hah - I remember my dad buying me Twisted Metal: Black when I was in the third grade. He even let me have off for the day - no chores or homework. I was in Catholic school at the time.

What, do you think these "faceless corporations" are a bunch of old white men sitting behind a table saying "hmm, yes, this seems to be an excellently arbitrary age"?
No. These people are developmental psychologists who have spent a lot of time learning how children's minds develop. These are social and behavioral…

So they own a current gen console and can pay for electricity, yet will harm another human being above paying $60? That, of course, means that this man's well-being was worth less than $60 to them. Pitiful.

The World Ends with You is such a shitty port job. It's clearly not at all optimized, it has overbearing IAP (still can't figure out whether or not I need to pay an additional $8 to get 100% item completion because of that), and it doesn't have widescreen support - even though the asset resolutions DO allow it. $18…

I wanted to like Ghost Trick, but there is just SO MUCH unnecessary dialogue. It took fifteen minutes to tell me the premise of the game (which was fully encapsulated in the iTunes store description - that took me ten seconds to read), and jumping between objects is, in fact, not something you need to take five…

"that there is merit in doing what is different — and at the same time, by changing Nintendo in accordance with changing times."

1. He criticized a point I never made. So, yeah, he didn't bother to read anything.

No, not really. I assembled a group of 200 people who wanted a specific change implemented and sent it to Overkill. Bo replied by telling me that an idea of mine (that didn't actually exist) was terrible, and that's that. He didn't even bother to read it.

Not bad. I really have NO use for a tablet, and I didn't bat an eye at the Shield, so I don't see myself buying this. But not bad.

I see your Dragon Roost Island song, and raise you Queens from Dark Cloud.

But the bloom. Christ, the bloom. Dial it down, and then dial it down some more. There's "bright and sunny" and then "EVERYTHING IS SO BRIGHT THAT YOUR RETINAS WILL MELT," and sadly, they took the latter route. Which is a shame, because it seems to indicate that they think the original designers of the game didn't do…

Wow, it has better textures than the PC version!

The KGB censorship committee will arrive shortly to collect you and your friends.

Since I'm past the first wave of the "Not Owning Saint's Row IV" envy, I think it's safe for me to wait until December or January to get all of the DLC plus the base game for about 60 dollars.

This is amazing.

Meanwhile, if it were about a female character kissing another female character...

This was really good! I actually got a few chills while watching it.