RyanInCalgaryAB
RyanInCalgaryAB
RyanInCalgaryAB

My wife was a nurse on an IMCU, here in the suburbs just north of Seattle where the virus was first detected in the states.

“It doesn’t take a math scientist.” 

Oh my GOD, yes. It’s totally okay to objectify and creep out a stranger, but MY DAUGHTER? 

What a fucking creep,” I thought, when he stopped while we were ogling women so that he could ogle my daughter.

bUt MAh fReEduMZZZ!

My grandpa says that when he was in the army his drill sergeant would’ve snapped the index finger in half on any soldier that touched the trigger of their gun that wasn’t actively firing. Lack of trigger discipline is a guaranteed way to kill an innocent / friendly. Clearly police don’t find trigger discipline

That photo is everything that is wrong with policing in this country.

It’s wild because he was driving away, so... the cop thought he was gonna throw his Prius in reverse take them all out? At this point just drop the pretence and say “He defied me so I executed him.”

Melania found a new job!

+1 guillotine 

Happy Bastille Day, everyone!

Ivanka Trump is the physical manifestation of “the unexamined life is not worth living.”

Chelsea Clinton pointed out on Twitter that when her father was in office and she needed to reach him, she would call the White House operator and they would put her through to him, wherever he was. The notion that the PRESIDENT OF THE GODDAMN UNITED STATES would be unreachable is bonkers. What if there’s a bombing or

Not only is that woman holding that gun entirely wrong but she has her finger on the fucking trigger the whole time! Even her dipshit husband seems to know better than that. She should be arrested for reckless endangerment. 

Not one picture of the damn thing but sooooooooooo many ads. Hoped a picture would load...  Nope!  Another ad!  

Maybe obstructing traffic is illegal.

Get fucked.