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Thats Kotaku for you. Deliver low quality - especially overused, years old memes. Because you know, those always win contests and Kotaku totally gets it as they lick Reddits boots. Then get an article, because an intern liked it.

yea i didnt much enjoy his role in it at all, but kotaku is hit or miss sometimes, trying to feed the culture is hard.

It would just look something like this

Super Mario Sunshine, even though it got hated on for some reason, was one of the best Marios I have ever played.

Looks like bob was run over by the tank.

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That looks kind of like the "after" picture from Tiananmen Square.

A- for the effort. XD

You'd give the game an 8 out of 10 and then tell people they aren't missing out by not playing it?

Well they have the vampire bat like Gliscor
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Gliscor_(…
The shapeshifting Ditto
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Ditto_(Po…
And whilst a fox rather than a wolf, Zoroark can shapeshift too.
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Zoroark_(…

Not to talk down on any of the comics here, but your comment made me laugh the most.

The Fire Emblem guys were speaking about voting for Fire Emblem's Roy, the invitation was sent to Roy Koopa instead.

I can do that. I just don't have the 3000$ worth of lego pieces needed.

I have sailed the world, beheld its wonders
From the Dardenells, to the mountains of Peru
But there's no place like London!

I'm sure the games with gold promotion had a lot to do with it.

What I learned from this video: Michael is not a ball.

You shoulda just handed the controller to her so that she could show you how it's done.

Sounds like he needs some tougher homies to ride up to the store with him.

A marketing strategy stolen directly from weight loss pill infomercials. 'First bottle free!' It could work...