If you have to pretend to be a cartoon animal to cope with everyday life you need professional help.

Must be a slow news day if the biggest thing is “one player beats another”. Wow...I don’t think that has ever happened in the history of multiplayer games or even board games. Thousands of years of human history and not one person has ever won a game against another person.

Fuck cancer.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Almost certainly not. Bungie’s shockingly slow reaction to the intense backlash over all the negative changes made in this sequel has probably doomed the series. I’m pretty sure it can’t be saved now.

Is it me or is Bungie approaching an EA level of untrustworthiness? I can’t help but be cynical about their every move lately. I miss the young upstart Bungie. You used to be cool, Bungie. What happened?

Oh god, I hate it when I agree with Wendy Williams.

I threw up reading this

Is baseball really so dead in this country that in late April the first two stories I see on Deadspin.com are about a guy in a furry suit playing video games and someone announcing they’re going to recap all of Jersey Shore? Am I the only millenial baseball fan? Are these all rhetorical questions?

Nearly wrote “Florida Man” about five times while putting this together.

i can’t even be mad. i clicked into this article. i read it. i did this to me.

Ding, ding, ding, we have a winner.

I don’t know if this should really be called gentrification. It’s weed going corporate... which is the inevitable evolution of any successful legal product in a capitalist country. It’s like when your favorite restaurant becomes successful, opens up 5 new restaurants, and becomes like every other mediocre restaurant.

You say that like you think the ruling oligarchs want people to vote.

That’s generous of you!

Android 17 MVP.

They probably deleted her for saying she did cam work..

Its the only book I ever threw away. Glad I didn’t pay for it.

I really hope this turns out as a total piece of shit, as opposed to the mediocre forgettable movie it most like likely will be.