“Somebody get this freakin’ duck away from me!”

So if you don’t sexual arouse anyone you have no gender? That must be rough for you.

Narcissa? Really? Somebody got into Harry Potter a bit too hard, didn’t they.

Intermission in the virtual dimension.

As a food scientist, I can tell you that sex is extremely important in food preparation. It’s not a matter of gender; it’s entirely biological. A few science facts:

Corpse Run was offline this morning, so I created a replacement comic. Then Corpse Run came back up at the very last second. This is the secret origin of Please Monkeys.

Warner Bros’ marketing department is trying way too hard with this stuff...it comes across as defensively begging us to take it seriously — he bought stickers, he sent glitter bombs, he was “crrrrazzzzzzzzzzy!”

Just sounds like he is getting really stoned and trying to act like a really stoned guy. We sure this isn’t for Half Baked 2 or something?

My dad, a fervent climate change denier, has been forced to admit that maybe there's something to it.

The only winning move is not to play.

*Gasp* You mean that both characters are going to go back to the way they were, and the way they are portrayed in an upcoming film that just happens to be coming out around the same time?!

He is ready...

Carol danvers is Captain Marvel, Logan will come back to life eventually, and do you really care what happened to Moon Boy?

Each one of those you’ve listed has been more interesting then the original has been in a while. Thor doubly so.

I bet Reed thew his application for the Future Foundation into the Negative Zone.

Does Amadeus retain his other mutant power of shitting on Reed Richard’s and his “smartest people” top ten list?

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Fixed.