Prepare for the ignorant outrage.

"Haven't had a girlfriend in 7 years"

Ees gud deel!

Ugggh....those are so awful!!!

I don't hold out much hope. Look what they did to the Teen Titians....

Just came across those...I have no hope left anymore.

That's precious.

You're adorable! Like a mentally challenged chihuahua.

You tried really hard on that one didn't you. I hope you didn't sprain your brain cell.

Oh yeah. He's a shit husband and a shit father. He only recently got his head out if his stretchy asshole. Like a year or two ago. To be fair it was in Johnathan Hickmans run on the book, which was one of the best on any book in long time, where he literally had to choose between an extra dimensionial group of Reeds…

Dan Slott fixed it in at the end of his She-Hulk run. They kind of reset her using the interdimensional template for her powers. He also made it so she never slept with the Juggernaut, so that was also good.

I would love to see Big Barda in any movie.

I did not. But not because of that story, it just wasn't for me. I was still very interested in it for a while afterwards, but was nowhere near prepared for that day. My grandad had told me all kinds of things he's seen and did, somehow tit-maggots never came up in those talks.

Hurrrp! Am's goooood deel!!

Oh, yeah! I know that they are incredibly useful in many circumstances, like sever burns. Just the other day I watch a show where they used them to clean a wound on a very large diabetic mans foot. I just never wanted to ever see them inside someones boob.

I never found out exactly. The prime theory was that at some point she must have had an open wound that was infected and uncovered so a fly could laid its eggs in it. It's one of the few mysteries in my life that I'm ok with never solving.

Yuuuuup.

Ok, this is a story that I don't tell very often, but here goes. My whole family, with a few exceptions is in the medical field. So several years back fresh faced Rutherford is getting ready for college. Thinking I want to follow in the footsteps of Doctor Grandad and be a surgeon, he pulls some strings and I get to…

I've had to use this waaaay too much today....