New Beetle Turbo. Done.

Squirrely as shit. That’s what I said. Doy!

Damn, that truck is squirrely as shit!

Ill allow it! Racing cars get a pass.

I don’t care if the next owner gets perfect paint. I’d rather enjoy looking at the car now, paint chips be damned. Same deal with couch covers and car bras. Why make something look stupid while you have it so it looks nice when you don’t have it?

And your fabulous VW dealership experience begins.

This 1995 Ford F-150 with a Cummins diesel in the bed.

OK, then, how about "This Ugly GTO Might Go Cheap." I think that fits.

So, the headline should really be:

What makes you think it's "cheap?" Yeah, the current bid is $6350, but the reserve isn't met yet, and there's no buy it now, so that $6350 number is pretty meaningless.

“special set of skills”? Being a sub par writer? Watch out!! You could maybe move out of the ghetto and not bitch on here about how people leave notes on your short bus.

I watched that part of the auction when it went across the block. It was a GNX with almost no miles on it. Most people don’t realize the difference between and Grand National and a GNX.

I’m assuming that was for a really clean GNX and not a regular Grand National?

I somehow doubt they intended that saving account to be blown on not one but two cars by the time you were 19.

You might be a bit late. It was funded back in January 25, 2014. It was doing rounds in Gawker and elsewhere back then. I was one of the backers.

Like with canoes and log cabins on a lake? Me, too.

*pats back, hands you a s’more*

I wish I had a camp.

Meguiar makes nothing...Meguiar's makes car cleaning products...

Meguiar makes nothing...Meguiar's makes car cleaning products...

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