El Chapo's narco sub...

Sounds like someone having issues with his own life, but wanting to blame it on a system.

Aw, you got me. This is all part of our big gay agenda to build a gay Jalopnik space station in geosynchronous orbit around earth that will house the largest, most powerful Gaydar Emitter ever conceived by (gay) mankind.

Well you 'owned' it for a few months after May of 1945... (smirk)

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Don't forget the xB, which is still bigger than the Countryman. People are being over dramatic about how big Mini's are getting.

And finally, there's a popular bicycle in the UK called 'Il Pompino'. Which is Italian for 'the blowjob'. I have no idea why.

And Toyota had to rename the MR2 in France, because it sounded a hell of a lot like merdeux – 'is shitty'.

The Honda Fit – in Norway and Sweden, at least. The car was launched as the Fitta over there in 2005. Unfortunately for Honda, Fitta is a Scandinavian slang term that roughly translates as 'cunt'.

Did I miss the joke or is Russia part of Europe now?

That's not a canyon. That's the Corinth Canal. I was there several years ago while visiting family near Athens.

If Cadillac wants to sell cars in Europe they will have to get more dealerships first. As of today, they have 7 (SEVEN!!!!) dealerships that are allowed to sell cars in the whole country of Germany. There are 30 or so places that can service them, but only those seven can actually sell you a car should you be so…

well that niva is a really good 4x4 car however and not some "tiny crappy car", it may lack luxury and many modern techs, but it is durable, cheap and if it broke it's simplicity make it easy to be repaired. Also the fact that is small is what makes it a good 4x4 and not a suv. Many SUV have worse 4x4 capabilities…

Moon base

If only we'd ignored those damned environmentalists, I'd could still be getting the 8-10mpg I enjoyed in my '76 Malibu Classic wagon and we'd be breathing Beijing-quality air. Businesses could have thrown money at inefficiencies (which are the opposite of profit, economically speaking) for decades instead of…

Have you learned nothing......

From the era when a lettering was an art, and artists worked at drafting tables...

Hi, I'm Formula Ford. I have a 1.0L Ecoboost engine and a sweet racing chasis. Nice to meet you!

An 8-second 0-60 run really is reasonable. Thirty years ago the car that was favorably compared to BMWs and saved Ford from bankruptcy was running 11-seconds in 0-60 tests. That was a sporty sedan with a I6.