El Chapo's narco sub...

Sounds like someone having issues with his own life, but wanting to blame it on a system.

Aw, you got me. This is all part of our big gay agenda to build a gay Jalopnik space station in geosynchronous orbit around earth that will house the largest, most powerful Gaydar Emitter ever conceived by (gay) mankind.

Well you 'owned' it for a few months after May of 1945... (smirk)

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Don't forget the xB, which is still bigger than the Countryman. People are being over dramatic about how big Mini's are getting.

And finally, there's a popular bicycle in the UK called 'Il Pompino'. Which is Italian for 'the blowjob'. I have no idea why.

And Toyota had to rename the MR2 in France, because it sounded a hell of a lot like merdeux – 'is shitty'.

The Honda Fit – in Norway and Sweden, at least. The car was launched as the Fitta over there in 2005. Unfortunately for Honda, Fitta is a Scandinavian slang term that roughly translates as 'cunt'.

Did I miss the joke or is Russia part of Europe now?

That's not a canyon. That's the Corinth Canal. I was there several years ago while visiting family near Athens.

If Cadillac wants to sell cars in Europe they will have to get more dealerships first. As of today, they have 7 (SEVEN!!!!) dealerships that are allowed to sell cars in the whole country of Germany. There are 30 or so places that can service them, but only those seven can actually sell you a car should you be so…

Moon base

If only we'd ignored those damned environmentalists, I'd could still be getting the 8-10mpg I enjoyed in my '76 Malibu Classic wagon and we'd be breathing Beijing-quality air. Businesses could have thrown money at inefficiencies (which are the opposite of profit, economically speaking) for decades instead of…

Have you learned nothing......

Hi, I'm Formula Ford. I have a 1.0L Ecoboost engine and a sweet racing chasis. Nice to meet you!

An 8-second 0-60 run really is reasonable. Thirty years ago the car that was favorably compared to BMWs and saved Ford from bankruptcy was running 11-seconds in 0-60 tests. That was a sporty sedan with a I6.

Whoa! Looks like they've tweaked the interior design to fix the things I don't like about my 2012 Focus! Better HVAC control iconography, more tactile reference points, lock/unlock moved to door, revised media controls, seat heat controls moved to where I can glance at not look down to, revised steering wheel…

Awful Idea. just demand Microsoft put Windows Phone 8 in there. problem fuckin' solved.