Russianist
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While we're at it, I'd like to shoot the messenger some more.

To steal a quote from Jezebel I saw last night, if I can't send my kid anywhere with a PB&J sandwich for public health reasons, I shouldn't be allowed to send them anywhere without an MMRV.

I've reached a point in my life where I just roll my eyes and stay quiet if I ever overhear some asshole's racist, homophobic, bigoted, etc. rant. It's not worth wasting breath or energy to argue. People have stupid opinions all the time and blasting every last person who has one is an exercise in futility.

Man I've never wanted to inject someone with smallpox SO MUCH.

I met a guy today who's been crippled (I'm not sure what the proper term is) for 60 years because of polio. He can walk, but with great difficulty. Screw this doctor.

I'm a big fan of what's called paleo-nutrition, so our children eat foods that our ancestors have been eating for millions of years … That's the best way to protect."

Sorry, no.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Ethan has awesome hair, is the most chivalrous man I've ever met, is brilliant, well-educated, ambitious, and makes me laugh.

Ugh. Thank you. This article comes a bit too close to proliferating the whole "just wait and you'll find The One" bullshit.

It's great to know what you want.

Let me guess: she's 24.

This guy already looks like a dad, so presumably there is a resemblance.

"I discovered that when it comes to love, there aren't any real concessions to make. When you really love someone and they love you back, giving in or making a sacrifice isn't really giving in or making a sacrifice — it's just something you have to do, or a step you have to take to get something that's more important

On the one hand, settling is probably a bad idea.

Am I the only one who found the degree of "how does he compare to Daddy" mildly creepy?

Something about saying "je ne sais quoi" in reference to your dad...

I'm engaged, bitches! And I didn't have to settle for anything less than what I wanted. That's right, I win!

They terrify me

I cannot think of anything less fun-sounding than attending this woman's party, or going to a strip club in general. It just ain't my bag.