Sorry, no.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Ethan has awesome hair, is the most chivalrous man I've ever met, is brilliant, well-educated, ambitious, and makes me laugh.

Ugh. Thank you. This article comes a bit too close to proliferating the whole "just wait and you'll find The One" bullshit.

It's great to know what you want.

Let me guess: she's 24.

This guy already looks like a dad, so presumably there is a resemblance.

"I discovered that when it comes to love, there aren't any real concessions to make. When you really love someone and they love you back, giving in or making a sacrifice isn't really giving in or making a sacrifice — it's just something you have to do, or a step you have to take to get something that's more important…

On the one hand, settling is probably a bad idea.

Am I the only one who found the degree of "how does he compare to Daddy" mildly creepy?

Something about saying "je ne sais quoi" in reference to your dad...

I'm engaged, bitches! And I didn't have to settle for anything less than what I wanted. That's right, I win!

They terrify me

I cannot think of anything less fun-sounding than attending this woman's party, or going to a strip club in general. It just ain't my bag.

Ok so I know that this NOT the point of the article but bathroom attendants drive me absolutely bonkers.

This.

how was the lag?

Considering the fact that you suggested that because I'm a woman I should have gone into pediatrics instead of emergency medicine, no.

Roger Goodell: [Roger hears a drip in the motel bathroom] Weren't you the last one to use the bathroom?

Science rules.