But have you ever seen an octopus eat a shark?!

You've lost another submarine?

Okay, this is perfect.

palin can see them from her front porch.....

fuck this fraud.

What do you think of cross-generational reading? Books like Harry Potter and The Hunger Games that have had massive appeal to kids and adults. Many people judge adults for enjoying YA fiction especially those that appeal to a female audience. Do you think a Young Adult Reading Rainbow that also has…

The book I was reading when I recognized I was a reader for life was "Captain's Courageous" by Kipling. I was in the third grade and remember at the end a profound feeling of sadness that I was leaving that world that had been so captivating. To this very day, I slow down when coming to the final chapters of the end…

If I were you, I would sit on my expectations for just a bit longer. The great thing about cracking the code is that every child does it in his or her own time. I have never seen a child NOT learn how to read.

Hi Kelly – so glad to be here.

Growing up illiterate until my teenage years and bearing the shame associated with it was a very difficult part of my childhood. Subsequently, I volunteer as much as I can with underprivileged youth in my community and it has provided me with an immense sense of purpose and fulfillment. Can you remember the original…

Another rich kid who got into punk music and didn't seem to learn fuck all from the politics.

He's such a miserable litigious prick he's probably planning on fighting this until he dies. It'll be his final fuck you to everyone.

He's already incredibly rich. It's ego, not money.

I'm not surprised people resort to this sort of cheating because the tests are structured not to test their aptitude for applying knowledge... far too much for remembering it.

"Hey Sean, if you were a beer, would you drink yourself? I know I would. I'd be delicious. Heck I'd have seconds."

It's a simple question doctor!

I imagine drinking that many days in a row would lead a man to ponder the deeper issues of life such as, "If the moon was made of spare ribs, would ya eat it?"

If I sound like a lawyer that is not a coincidence. And I am a damned good one. You have been warned.

Once, I had sex with a stranger with no protection in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.