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By Cracky

So a Bears fan walks into a bar...

You haf rooind my expairiments for de last time, DeeDee!

Bending Steel had bending steel, but Football In a Groin had a football in a groin.

To me, this is, and always will be Link.

Someone has to. Might as well be me.