You can’t be to careful. You have to let the police know you are unarmed.

Myers added: I know it’s a Kansas State education, but it’s spelled F-U-C-K.

Creating multiple accounts so I can keep hitting that little star over and over. +1

I recommend naming the badminton blog The Shuttlecock Scuttlebutt.

Shown below, his producer:

I thought this would be about Ric Flair and Dusty Rhodes.

I hear there’s a college podcast about butts this guy might like. #Lapsed

Guess he can borrow his wife’s car.

I was going to offer a correction but then I remembered Foley is GOOD.

I’m not passing the torch, brother!

Do these jobs count as created by Obama or Trump?

Fisher then added: “One trick is to tell em stories that don’t go anywhere – like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time.…

When asked what he thought about the Browns job fair, the President-Elect stated the once they are all registered we can look into letting them gather.

Guaranteed like Yoohoo.

That’s what those wily Coyotes get for always using the Acme Co. Stadium Building Kit.

It’s been a while since the country had a rookie who could score like this.

Huff Huff Pass....on him in your fantasy league.

Well, 100 years, we wouldn’t want to disturb or inconvenience a group of people who have using something for a long period of time, that wouldn’t be very American now would it?