Jason Awakens

A pocket knife for a more civilized age.

We've got spirit! Yes we do!

seen on the internet all week*

No one had done it yet (at the time of posting) easy one but someone had to :P

Also obligatory:

Pfffft

Have you not seen some of the women? I am not being sexist here but Megan Fox, for example, was definitely not chosen for her acting prowess. The main characters are pretty decent though. I really liked Will Arnett in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, too

Can someone do a Michael Bay-version of this trailer? With bad acting but attractive women, explosions, and a basic plot?

My three year old upon seeing this, "I WANT ONE THOSE COWS!"

That is, by definition, a bad journalist.

Seriously? You're equating rape threats with swearing AND finding a way to move responsibility off the boy and onto the mother? That is some mental gymnastics.

Absolutely, and as an educator, I agree with you. However, my mother cursed in front of my occasionally when I was a teen, but I would have NEVER said something like this. Calling your child a little shit via text to another adult is not the same as "I'm going to rape u you cunt". Bad language is not the same as THAT.…

not for me. This was over a messaging service, not a board meeting. I found it humanizing, and more am convinced the mom is horrified. "Shit" doesn't shock me. She didn't place (on the girl)or try to get out of blame(on her son, or even herself really). That looked like a good parenting response to me.

His ass suddenly lives in 1900. Yuuup. No internet, phone, or computer. No TV, either. No more social media accounts — as in deleted, not closed. Not allowed to use the internet at school, either — all that "research information" is in books. Won't sign off on a driver's license. Suddenly he needs to pay rent, and he…

Glad the mother was horrified instead of making some cliched remark about boys being boys or just kidding. Or turned into scary momma bear and how dare someone call out her snowflake.

This is incredibly satisfying. Nothing is more wonderful than the idea of misogynists having to admit their misogyny to the one woman who they think is somehow different. It's a beautiful thing.

My friend was sexually assaulted at a college party one night, so her boyfriend found the guy's home phone number and called his mother in the middle of dinner to tell him what he had done.

You had never seen a person repent so fast before.

rape is a type of sexual assault, you fucking idiot moron.

misandry alert