Ruins72
Ruins72
Ruins72

A Machine for Pigs does offer its share of disappointments. For starters, it's actually not all that scary. This game has mastered the art of the painstaking setup (c.f. the Nope Moments referenced above). Its claustrophobic atmosphere, grisly environments and phenomenal sound design all did a marvelous job of setting…

To all the idiotic Pewdiepie fans: THIS is a survival horror game.

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People reading the actual post before posting? Never, that internet wasn't built for that.

Maybe if people had read to the part in the article where I specifically said how good the game was, people wouldn't have sent them.

Maybe if you made it sound less like you were criticizing the actual game and more like you were talking about how bad the stress on the server was for the overall game experience, you wouldn't have gotten angry messages.

I'd say "go buy Mario Strikers, Tennis, and such" but then I remembered that there haven't been any new ones recently. Damn it, Nintendo.

You know what would make me actually make me buy a sports game?

*Crafts a bunch of Pitfall and Shock Traps*

As long as the info you're trying to locate isn't buried under countless Doritos, Mountain Dew, and Call of Duty ads like the Xbox dashboard.

Hmm...needs more steroid, chest bumping, gun bros.

I like the sneak peak art, but that means very little.

CGI trailers, the best way to show off your new console's capabilities.

That flavor text on the entries can be damn disturbing, yeah—although that's not really reflected in the games.

Whelp Capcom, this is what happens. Now all the money you would have gotten for a new megaman game is going to go to this person who was actually willing to make us one.

To ensure you metaphorically scream "you bastard" in a cry of "fuck you" fate as you empty in an spray and pray till the magazine runs dry. Then either it lies dead at your feet or your dead.

I'm assuming you weren't very good with Link...

Link, the king of ringouts? Sucked? I'm not sure if you're on point there.