These are...hilarious

SQUIGLYYYYY!!!

Ugh, I hope you're joking but just in case: The JOKE is that this guy left his coffee cup floating in midair. THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. So this NPC went and got his coffee cup back. Obviously that's not actually why it went to grab it, but that, again, is where the JOKE comes into play. It's a faux explanation…

No, no he didn't. THAT'S THE JOKE.

Not in videogames, in real life you'd be screwed :3

Better late than never! And that sign has no salt shaker...I'm disappointed in you >.>

umm, no actually. It just means you don't have to run after your weapon to retrieve it :/

so you admit this whole thing is bait? We're done here folks! Move along!

Oh yeah sure, just attack those unfortunate enough to not have opposable thumbs. Hmph...

Haha, nope. They never really interested me, I tried the demos but they just weren't my kind of game.

*shrugs* never played a mass effect game :/

apparently they be warframe butts

Do you have some kind of archive for all of the gifs you use for your avatar? Where do you get these?

I second this

If I'm James Dean Then You're Audrey Hepburn - Sleeping With Sirens

HE'S.NOT.WHITE. Who could possibly think he is? Just look at his damn face for more than 2 seconds. And since when is blonde hair exclusive to white people?

ah, I see. I guess there's more than one reason then because a lot of girls I know, mostly short, do this whenever they have to reach for something or are tiptoeing :/

have you never seen a pair of legs before? Or anyone who twisted their legs in for even a second while leaning on their toes slightly?

Can confirm, livin' in New York, rainy days abound

HA! I've never been to Olive Garden! but I have tried chowder and mashed potatoes...a pox on you and your cow!