Meowth can talk because he wanted to impress a female meowth and in his attempt to be like a human lost a lot of the things that distinguished him as a Pokemon.

I am pretty sure that guy was an actual psychopath.

all this time and my favourite thing about DayZ are the psychopaths that come up

I feel like “Ok.” is the only response I feel when people make videos like this with Fallout 4.

To be fair, even downloaded games contain trace amounts. If your hard drive is full it is probably about 3 percent made of piss.

Yeah if you are still living at home with mommy you may have less expenses. The people who have moved on with their life and trying to start their own have many expenses.

Eh. I’m pretty good about that :P What will probably cause that is my girlfriends student loans. However, we’re hoping to resolve that soon.

NSFW warning, pls. Thx.

So you’re scamming Target to get a free PS4, and you are going to do it by returning a PS4 box with a piece of wood with a cock and balls drawn on it that might (and should) get opened by the employee right in front of you as you try to return it? What would you do then? “Oh, I have no idea how that piece of wood got…

I would like to do some business with you. I’ll give you $400 for every “half a thousand dollars” you give me as many times as you want.

It probably isn’t as bad as many people reading it will expect it sounds like. Simply because I’m sure the majority of Kotaku readers are from North America. Outside NA, over there, you’re portrayed as being incredibly polite most of the time while bending over backwards and assuming all blame/fault. (Remember,…

Get over it. Mobile videos are sometimes shot vertical, handle-less segways are called hoverboards. Sometimes the world is a vampire.

Aspect ratio is an artistic choice that’s hugely influenced by the subject matter being filmed. Here, it’s essential to take into consideration that what we’re filming - girls and claw machine cabinets - are upright, taller-than-they-are-wide subjects. As such, “portrait orientation” was 100% absolutely the correct…

I would argue along with your point and my hatred of vertical videos. But Japanese woman are cute as hell and almost anything they do can be forgiven.

You know, my mind just cannot handle our system and social ethics. It is somehow more acceptable for reliance on donations than simply giving people access to free medical because they ‘haven’t earned it’. I... am I the only one who sees how insane this thought process is?

Eh, I play my games in my gaming room, on the second floor. So unless that Hyundai Sonata is climbing my stairs, I have nothing to fear....

That is the first valid use of that joke in years. Good job.

He used to play fallout, till he took a Sonata to the knee.

“The cause of the accident was the fact “the driver accidentally hit the accelerator instead of the brakes when she was attempting to pull out of a parking space at the apartment complex.” “