This should be Switch’s mascot... Starring in a yarn-texture game. Nintendo’s “Sackboy” equivalent.

It’s easier to not have to explain things for people too lazy to do a really basic search. Piss off

that’s not really how it works, though, whether you think it’s “totes not fair” or not.

Edit: Nevermind, I misread your comment.

I mean, what’d she expect?

I’m 28, depressed, and video games always feel like a chore these days. I hate everything. Oh well...

“My cartoon animal battling doesn’t feel masculine enough to make me feel like a man! Hmmph!”

except it doesn’t work that waaaaaaay

I’m mostly heartless so I’ll stand by ‘turds,’ however, I’ll say that little kids get a free pass. But if you’re a grown adult you’ve had like 6-7 years to prepare for making the jump, rinse and repeat for next console cycle. Sucks to pay what they cost at launch but hey, plenty of time to plan for it.

It’s sad that we’re nearly 3 years into a new console’s life and it’s STILL being held back by the turds still clinging to last gen.

Absolutely. Some people just aren’t good and may rely on really basic tactics that they feel work. They shouldn’t be punished just because their opponent isn’t good enough to know how to counter that.

Spamming should be allowed.

It’s mario.. c’mon.

canon?

Thank you, definitely sounds like a good game for me.

“Go eat a dick.”

“Go eat a dick.”

I think you’ve just sold me a copy of Witcher 3.

Yawn

Well that’s good.

Are they doing it positively or to mock you?