But what will I complain on teh internet about? Does not compute.

That’s what she said. :(

well played.

SummerSlam was maaaybe the best PPV of the year for the main roster, but that’s not saying much, and Takeover still blew it away.

I was there and can vouch for Enzo & Cass getting a monstrous ovation.

Her character and mannerisms are fantastic though, so even if she’s not a strong promo, she’ll excel further than any of the others. Maybe if they got Stephanie OFF OF THE MIC and let them all have at it (note: let them be themselves, and not on that MizTV garbage) they’d all improve. I’m not saying Stephanie is bad,…

Well, don’t mistake adults “hating” Cena (and not all do) counting for nothing, though. For that demo he’s over as a heel, basically. Hated him for the longest time and I realized all my favorite matches involved him because I wanted him to lose. Bottom line, he’s over, whether as an ultra hot babyface to kids, or a…

I generally make good use of the chat but some games I go into planning to only chat passive-aggressively. It’s like a whole new game.

First time I’ve ever been excited to see Sasha lose a match. They’re all extremely talented ladies but there’s something special about Sasha. She’s quite possibly the most talented female wrestler they’ve ever had. They better realize what they’ve got in Bayley though. Gold mine. Female John Cena equivalent. Kids love…

Except Sheamus is pretty damn talented. Bad creative direction has inspired that apathy. It’s unfortunate.

Not sure if trolling or legitimately stupid.

Pretty great, isn’t it? I mean I love the game so I like to hear more about it. So I’m glad you are enjoying it as well. WOO

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KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Smart customer service. That’s the sort of stuff that’d get a person fired from a chain, haha.

Add an ending where she dies twice, please. Morons. Not everything has to have a happy ending.

as if OUYA wasn’t enough of a ripoff as it is, imagine naming your ripoff product AFTER IT

“Kotaku, you have nothing better to do these days than complain about things. You’re the ones who are going too far.” -Complaint by commenter

That’s a sad story and every time I go into gamestop I want to vomit all over their prices. Amazing that they can consider classics to be worth 25 cents yet still expect like $30 for a crappy 360 game. Truly a disgusting company

This needs to be preserved so future alien species can observe human mating calls/rituals once we’ve all killed each other and gone extinct.