So did last year’s Sexiest Man Alive die? Was he brutally disfigured? I don’t understand how there is a new one every year.
And don’t forget the title number from “42nd Street” where a woman escapes being raped only to end up stabbed to death while Dick Powell sings. (2:04-2:58)
“We’ve had productive discussions with the newly installed leadership at The Los Angeles Times...”
While Markham originated the routine, it wasn’t until Sammy Davis Jr. did a version of it on Laugh-In that the phrase became popular. It spawned several different songs called “Here Comes The Judge” in 1968, the most successful of which was by Shorty Long which includes the lines:
She finally morphed into Christine Baranski - only without Baranski’s sense of humor.
You can start with “The Man Who Invented Rock Hudson: The Pretty Boys and Dirty Deals of Henry Willson” to see how Henry Willson - agent to Rock Hudson, Tab Hunter, Troy Donahue, Guy Madison, Robert Wagner and many other men who were rebranded with butch sounding names - required “favors” in exchange for a shot at…
They already made the perfect updated reboot of Nancy Drew:
She should have gone all Burma Shave with the signage:
If Kim Kardashian is supposed to be Jackie Kennedy why does she have the Marilyn Monroe “Happy Birthday, Mr. President” hair?
Did a Horny Leonardo da Vinci Paint This Nude Mona Lisa?
NBC is just trying to cash in on the success of FX’s American Crime series. The OJ Simpson installment did well for FX and won 9 Emmys. All the ads for the Menendez series focus on Edie Falco as Leslie Abramson, so I’m sure they will spend more time trying to get an Emmy for Edie and less on the boring parts of the…
Kushner looks more like a little boy named Damien.
Technically, Timothy Dalton was a dictator President, not a royal in “The Beautician and The Beast”. The character was probably changed from a royal when they couldn’t get the rights for the original title, “The King and Oy”. And while Fran had previously been a Princess, it was only of the Jewish American kind.
But when will they begin production of the sexy reboot of “The Groovie Goolies”?
The photos of Trump above are circa 1976. Candace would have gone out with him circa 1966 (before she flunked out of college). Here he is around 1964 about the time he had perfected smug doucheface.
But they are fine with the human trafficking (until they get caught).
This would only work if, after Gina Gershon escapes from the elevator, someone pulls a Nomi Malone and pushes Gina down a flight of emergency stairs.
There was a total eclipse of the sun recently, so there might be a few less Millennials soon.
The Great Gatsby really doesn’t make a lot of sense.