I need something more practical. Let me know when you find an Eldorado Hyde Park.

Archie Panjabi needed to be fired. Not because of her supposed feud with Julianna Margulies, but because of her laziness with maintaining her American accent. I liked the character of Kalinda and the first season she was fine, but by third season she was going in and out of her accent every other sentence. The only…

It’s not Stockholm Syndrome when you have free rein of the castle. Stockholm Syndrome is when you want to spend eternity holding up the damned mantle with your head.

No, Darius Hill is the first black lead of a Bachelor show.

I don’t know what drugs these professors are on but their research is incorrect. The Duke of Wellington had an aqualine nose, not a long nose as evidenced by the multitude of portraits and statues of him. The nobility of the mid-to-late 18th century tended toward round faces as seen in countless portraits. The…

Princess, no. Evil Queen, yes. If she starts selling boxes to hold your rivals disembodied heart it won’t be a surprise.

This is what got me into Janelle:

Well, they’re no Kurt Russell...

Well, walking down stairs did kill Lana Turner...

If you are using an App you are doing it wrong. Blair could get house seats to Hamilton and a visa-free tour of Cuba with a simple text to the right person.

If I can see your underwear through your dress you just come off looking like a Vegas hooker Reno hooker Tahoe hooker.

This is Judy Garland’s “La Conga” dress from “Strike Up The Band” (1940) crossed with Nancy Walker’s prom dress from “Best Foot Forward” (1943). Seems a perfect time to revive Nazi-fighting era fashion.

Don’t do it Yara. Learn from Lisa Bonet’s mistakes. Oh it all looks good on paper and you think that a spinoff will all be about your character. Until they cast funny and pretty Jasmine Guy and she steals your thunder and the show gets retooled to be all about her and your character has to drop out of school and you…

The switched at birth fears have been going on for generations.

No, Mr. Davis, this is how you do the 70's bowl cut.

Why is everyone so excited by this? You can watch The Golden Girls on a daily basis between Hallmark, TVLand and Logo. Hallmark and TVLand will be showing 16 different episodes tomorrow.

I’ve been using the knock off version of these for years - the seal is great (they are made to block out water) and I can sleep through snoring and garbage trucks and the annoying air conditioner. Do not get the real Mack’s as they can be little too sticky and stick to your pillow (it doesn’t come out in the wash) but…

I’ve been using the knock off version of these for years - the seal is great (they are made to block out water) and…