Red Caps are the new Brown Shirts.

This should end well.

You mean Jennifer Aniston?

Let me know when there is a Mellie Grant spinoff.

Aren’t we all?

Jack O’Connell looks nothing like McQueen. Kevin Dillon on the other hand...

Why didn’t Gabrielle call her union rep as soon as the issue started? Isn’t that the point of belonging to a union - especially one as powerful as SAG-AFTRA - so they can help you resolve issues where you are being taken advantage of by your employer? SAG-AFTRA could have shut down the producers from violating the…

Eww. Ripping out an earring has creeped me out since “The Cotton Club”, and at least Diane Lane pretended to feel it.

“You know that film ‘Gia’? Faye Dunaway plays the agent. I could so do that,”

I don’t care who Rory winds up with. I don’t care who Lorelei winds up with. Now that Richard is dead, I need to know who Emily winds up with.

Have you looked in Neil Diamond’s back yard? He had to get his inspiration from somewhere.

I’d settle for a miniseries - it’s like a Jackie Collins novel (well, more like a Jackie Susann novel). The escape from the Nazis as she fled Hungary with her Jewish parents, the Hilton “rape” that concieved Francesca (which was disputed by Conrad since Francesca grew up to look more like Zsa Zsa’s next husband,…

Marilyn is giving you the side-eye for that.

So basically it’s a female version of Unhappily Ever After trying to be the 1st season of The Brady Bunch. This looks more Hallmark Channel than ABC. It should have been done cheaper (lose the CGI and green screen in a puppet), darker (sell it to FX) and with a slightly edgier cast (Judy Greer as Alice, Wanda Sykes…

Wait, the Brits are just now getting vain, gym-built bodies flaunting themselves in period pieces for women and gay men to lust over? “The Wild Wild West” premiered over 50 years ago. Keep up, Brits. Keep up. Plus, James West was constantly in bondage and often in leather while in bondage (and that was with the…

Dusty is a fine name.

That is a doorman’s uniform, not a chauffer’s uniform. Chauffer’s don’t wear topcoats (well, not since the open cars of around 1905) and they don’t have epaulettes. This is a ‘50's chauffeur along with another Chrysler product, the ‘55 Crown Imperial limosine:

Travolta is not into little boys. He is a pushy bottom that likes swarthy, masculine types (e.g. Paul Barresi, who outed him in 1990)