...who DIDN’T have the hots for Disraeli?...

In the late ‘70's it wasn’t always the cocaine. Audrey Hepburn was always that thin. Sometimes it was about the star salaries. You want Gert Frobe? He doesn’t come cheap. You have to pay for Gert Frobe! And once Claudia Mori hears what Gert is making, well...

“Mother, I know I don’t have any talent and I know all I have is a body and I am doing my bust excercises.”

The 1960's taught me two things about cable car gondolas.

Karlie was devastated by Tom’s exit from Taylor’s life.

See my loafers? Former gophers!

Dear Breitbart, Mr. Trump is A Donald, not THE Donald. This is THE Donald and he’s giving you the side-eye for that article too.

Many vanilla ice cream sandwiches have no flavor other than “cold”. However, there are flavors other than vanilla that are really good. My personal favorite “ice cream” sandwich is Ciao Bella’s Key Lime which is Key Lime gelato between two graham crackers. Gelato tends to be denser and creamier than ice cream and it…

Let Iris show you how it’s done right.

Olympic athletes being held hostage? What could possibly go wrong?

It does exist, and was based on the 1976 novel of the same name. Of course all of this was made before it was discovered that the wreck of the Titanic was in 2 pieces. Here’s the only part of the movie you need to see, which was pretty spectacular in 70mm at the Cinerama Dome.

“Titanic” was a prequel. The “sequel” was made in 1980.

The kids today don’t know what a Queen of Mean is.

Karlie Kloss does like a ham sandwich.

Is it a weird coincidence that the NHTSA started their investigation on June 29th - the same day that Jayne Mansfield died - or did they do that on purpose?

A list of retirement cities that does not include Palm Springs?

There’s a Sixth-Grader in a pith helmet and someone named Calvin. Where does the tiger fit into all of this?

You’re goint to get Pan babies. Though you have to teach them to play the pipes. But do you really want a child that is a “musician”?