Oh for sure!

Brooks Marks, a 21-year-old tracksuit designer

Who feels like Coach Shah ratted her out so he can go live with his second family full-time?

They’re filming season 2 currently. Way to avoid the ‘sophomore slump’, lol.

Pffft.

Marty, my dear, let me tell you about this thing called Google...

1. Good for you!

Great for her... but who? (says the 56 yr old guy).

Is she my daddy or does she want me to be her daddy?

This is the kind of thing that happens when half your communications staff has quit and the other half is trying to come up with some explanation for a four-year gap in their resumes. 

Does he mean the server, maybe? But you're right, this is poor planning if you have to physically go to the bank to start hacking.

Make America Full Of Devilry And Magic Again!

Okay, y’all, I’m dead, I can’t do this anymore. L. Lin Wood has entered the building and I’m done.

Trump is going to be “big mad” (as the kids say) at Rudy when his $20K worth of daily rambling and gesticulations don’t result in him being installed as Emperor for Life.  I highly doubt he’ll be giving Rudy a pardon. 

Reading some of the things where Trump and his cult seem to be insisting that it’s in the Constitution that we all know who the president elect is by midnight on Election Day makes my brain hurt. They didn’t have TV or the internet back in 1789, they didn’t even have stupid telegrams! They all had to wait for their…

The main computer?? Has this person ever been inside a bank? All the tellers (telling it was HIS face) have computers.

And now, some comic relief.

So, all the opposition briefs have been filed in the Texas petition, which means the Supreme Court order dismissing the case should come some time tomorrow.

You can bet that Melanoma is going to claw the money right out of the kids’ soft soft hands, though. That might make it more entertaining, actually.

I hope they lock the turkeys he’s supposed to pardon in there with him and they just SHIT EVERYWHERE.