I am watching CNN right now and there is a segment where voters are trying to decide who is the lesser of two evils. What in the fuck? This is literally our hell right now. I don’t buy for one second that Clinton is evil. Mistake maker? Sure. Dishonest? Arguably. EVIL??? Fucking christ on a cracker.

I can’t fathom how anyone can possibly be undecided in this election.

Confession:

Is it okay if I- white, straight, male- play this game, too? Because I like it!

I would love to know who Bethenny thinks she is fooling. She had screamed at everyone in that room by the end, and still had the nerve to say “well you’ve been horrible to me,” making her eyes all big and blinking a lot. If you want to be the biggest bitch in the room, then own being the biggest bitch in the room!…

They got divorced 4 years after the movie and had been married for 23 years. It's probably more complicated than you make it out in this comment

I don’t know anything about telling people to fuck rakes. The submitted stories were funny.

He used to be a regular at a little shop I worked at in Brooklyn. I always say that he is one of the worst customers I've ever had. I would recommend he pioneer the sea, since he loves it so much. Move there where no one has to wait on him ever again.

“We consume 500 million straws each day. The equivalent of 127 school buses filled with straws. It’s disgusting, ” Adrian Grenier declares the minute I sit down, brandishing a plastic straw that the waiter had forgotten to remove. “There should be children in those school buses, going to school, to learn, not straws,”…

I switched to metal straws after everyone made scrunchy faces over the plastic ones. Now everyone is making scrunchy faces over how there’s no way they can be hygienic. I just want to drink my water and keep my lipstick on my lips. Ya know?

I’ve paid my $10/month to Google Music for the last few years because the service is great, the streaming quality is better than most, and I get ad-free YouTube included. I gave Tidal a shot, but it streamed so choppily in the car that I gave up.

Now I’m curious—is there more DNA in men’s urine? And is it merely a large difference or a VAS DEFERENS?

“Crevices fresh” has made me smile, and I thank you for that. +1

OMG seriously. It’s so rich that a man would have “hygienic” concerns about a woman’s attire. Like, first of all, you know nothing about female anatomy and what does/doesn’t create hygiene issues; second of all, 90% of men are 100% gross.

Hygiene, really?! The ways in which my body is policed by men (and other complicit women) using “hygiene” as an excuse are myriad, and yet a very large chunk of those men seem unable to flush, wash dishes, or keep their crevices fresh.

Vikki invaded David’s personal space when she was all up in his face. She almost had her nose pressed against his. Plus, she was smack talking his wife to him. What kind of superbitch idiocy is that! I can’t handle ppl in my personal space. David handled it better than I would’ve . Bitch (Vikki) needs her ass put in…

If Kelly has major anger issues which she admitted and we’re supposed to do what with? feel sorry for her? then perhaps she shouldn’t be drinking in situations where she’s around people she doesn’t like. Shannon is OTT and dramatic in a not good way but Kelly is plain old off her damn rocker. Who gets that upset over…

Oh dang, you’re right.

Wait, I’m pretty sure original tagline was:
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Feminazis • Lesbian Shitasses • Humorless Commentary

This saddens me. Now there is literally no way he’ll see the inside of a jail cell.