Right, but shorts do not a feature movie make. That’s like saying, “you can have these side shows, but the main stage is just for the boys.” Also, I don’t think the shorts enter the public’s obsessive consciousness quite the way the full-length films do.

#4 is way off. Two of the shorts star the lady characters, and are killer. In Toy Story of Terror, Jessie is the star as she overcomes her fear of boxes, while in Time Forgot Trixie is the hero, destroying an entire male-dominated society almost single-handedly.

OK, let me ask. Was it REALLY this bad? Or is this just an internet thing where it was Alright, but we rip it for not matching our expectations?

Said it in the other thread, but it got buried so I’ll repeat it here:

I’ll make sure to let you know when that happens, too!

I was disappointed to find that this isn't an article about a baby picking up a controller and playing fallout 3

Print Gaming news article;
Commentariat: “What the hell, you call that gaming news? I already knew about that!!!”

*quickly rolls kangaroo of unusual buffness into swamp fire*

Charles Dance will always be Numpsy to me.

See rule 12. That's the first thing that came to your mind. What other ways could someone be the opposite of Hercules? Instead of a weak girl, how about a weak man? Maybe the king Eurystheus, to whom he was enslaved. How about a strong woman, like Queen Hippolyta or Hera? Hercules was bisexual, so maybe his nemesis is…