They had to delay the second game by another half hour to let him finish rounding the bases.

Yeah, think you’re right!

“I’m gonna take you out of the game.

Do y’all button dress shirts from the top down or bottom up? Nick Bonino had a tweet about it during the year and apparently it was a 50/50 split in the dressing room. I’m baffled that it’s an actual argument. Gotta be top down, right?

New Seaman for E3 2018?

This piece ignores the feel-good stories like Dennis Pitta, who took a $2.5 million dollar pay cut and showed up to OTAs to ahhhhh shit

h/t Ashley

Never forget:

When I went there last year, the season ticket holder in front of us spent two and a half hours hours browsing The Division subreddit during a 5-1 win.

Billy Haisley knows that kid’s ready to start for Real Salt Lake.

This, with the NHL concussion protocol:

A Deadspin Bingo card? Let’s try to Suss this out.

All anyone needs to know about Tom Sestito.

Is this less embarrassing or more embarrassing than Jay Bilas tweeting rap lyrics every day?

It’s the Mike Modano!

THE PUNT IS BLOCKED

One’s fat! One’s gay!

I bought my 16GB Pure X back in July for about this price. Absolutely love it but yeah, wish it had more space. I had an S5 previously and am very happy with it.

I bought my 16GB Pure X back in July for about this price. Absolutely love it but yeah, wish it had more space. I…