Niiiice. Don’t want to skimp on sheets. Thinking about some nice booze.

Did y’all get paid today? Today was one of those weird days where I forgot because it’s the earliest it could possibly be mid-month.

He tried a hair dye-type thing where you grow out your hair and fill in the spots. It didn’t work and he continues to hear about it five years later. He’ll never do it again.

Slowed down, I spoke too fast
Mouth wrote a check my ass just cashed
Face down, I’ll hobble home
Lookin’ to run but feelin’ woozy

Here’s a selection of Albert Burneko takes, in headline form (culled from non-NBA/Dad/food prep posts)

Flew your bird dead in the face

How goddamn old are we?

Ha, sorry, I used to read him a lot as a kid and stopped. I found the column I referred to...and it was from 2001.

I know he’s insufferable and deserves the heaps of crap he gets, but Greggggggg one time wrote about how it’s rarely a double reverse and he was right. It’s an end-around, THEN a reverse. Ball has to start going a direction first before you can logically reverse it. That’s really pedantic, sure, but it makes me cringe…

Baylor? Hardly protect and seek justice for ‘er!

Tried to find it on Twitter and then found it...on Deadspin.

Don't think you can embed Vines on Kinja, but this is the height of the medium

Doesn’t get more final than the end of Independence Day (PSX/Saturn), which I thought about this past weekend for obvious reasons.

Also check out the lights/Nuka Cola sign in this screenshot. The “Diamond City Surplus” sign, too.

Neck Tattoos, Ranked

According to the card, they’re also officially fighting for the “Weleterweight” titles, so...congratulations, Manny, I guess.