Warning: Here are some of the Hot Takes you’ll have to endure when tutoring this sophisticated bro:

I’ve gathered you’re quite popular around here, so I’m probably going to get my ass handed to me for even asking you this, BUT:

So....just to make sure I’m clear, there are real actual human beings who:

Alls I know is I shined a laser pointer at the wall at work and caused a 9-millennial pile-up.

Zoos and aquariums play an important role in conservation and research, and reputable ones are not akin to circuses.

That and the uncalled for classist b.s.

*looks at header image, immediately starts weeping*

Good god, if Kotaku took over Jez today and their commenters followed them, it’d be a fucking bloodbath.

GOD I FUCKING HATE THAT WE’RE SEXUALIZING YOUNG WOMEN LESS AND LESS UGH

I retract my statement. Thank you for the education.

As an executive I would rather have the person who is going to make me the most money at each position. Worrying about their looks is not only unproductive it’s completely arbitrary. I can’t measure how ‘comfortable’ people are only how competent they are at their positions. If I have cancer give me the Dr. who will…

This is why I no longer operate as a human woman, and instead operate as a high-pitched frequency in another dimension.

As a grad student in one of the largest universities in the country, the most disturbing lecture I’ve ever attended was the information session about how to prepare for a school shooting. It was very clear that academia, and society as a whole, has decided to pass the social costs of unregulated gun ownership onto…

To the person doing this mod: NO ONE is down to yiff. NO ONE.

nevermind: it looks like i confused starfleet with NASA. lol

Referring to women as “females” definitely helps your credibility here...

The parents of trans girls don’t want their daughters to use the bathroom with young men who are going through their natural hormonal changes, either, especially since that poses far more of a risk to them than to a cis girl sharing a bathroom with a trans girl.

Trans girls aren't young men. And, if they're going through any hormonal changes, it's probably the same ones your daughter would be going through, because we have modern medicine now that does such things. So, how about you either take a chill pill, or have the decency to own your transphobia. Don't hide behind your…

A “young woman” would not be using a shared bathroom with “young men” - a transgendered person would be using it with one (and only one) of those groups.

My pet Madagascan Hissing Roach is named Philburt, after the turtle from Rocko’s Modern Life. He’s such a weirdo and refuses to eat processed foods. Only expensive unsalted nuts and organic fruits and veggies for him. On the plus side this has caused me to keep much better food in the house and eat a lot better…