You mean out of.....our enemies, right? I often notice blood coming out of my enemies when I’m done with them. ;)

I was discussing it with family today, and I said “well, I have to have a license to drive a car, don’t I? and it won’t kill as many people as a gun”.

There’s only one thing wrong with 300: the part of the movie dedicated to how super important and awesome it is to be the very most chiseled megastraight caucasian dudebro.

No lie, I had to do this once. Partner’s father took both of us to see 300, and I made it all the way to the “creepy prophetic nipple dance” before I had to cash in all my fucks and ask for a refund. Unfortunately, Partner’s dad was our ride as well, so I was actually stuck watching the rest of the movie I asked for a…

I don’t understand the crux of your reply, but yes. It was a relatively small school, so it was no problem at all for all three of the leaders/appointed sorority organizers/VIPs to come and sorrowfully let me know I hadn’t been chosen by anyone. They were trying to soften the blow, I’m sure.

Fossil! the only “namebrand” purses I have are a Fossil purse and laptop bag that I got during Dillar’s seasonal sale. they hold up really well, and I got them both for less than $100.

That’s not how anxiety works, tho! I have literal rooms (art studio) in my house that make me sick to go into on some days. :/ Yeah, I could go in there and feel crippling nausea over unfinished projects, but some days I just don’t have the mental willpower points to “spend”.

Oh wow. Marmalade Boy is supposed to be FICTION, people!!!

Y’know, I’m gonna ask you your opinion, because it’s sort of difficult to ask the ‘zeitgeist of the internet’ and I’d love some kind of actual discourse on this. She’s beautiful, undoubtedly. In that she meets a nearly universally agreed upon visual standard of beauty. And fuck yes, we need more representation of all…

My boyfriend walks around with our Boston Terrier on HIS shoulder like a parrot! Is that you, Negaverse/Parallel Evil Moustache/Reversed Polarity RoyToy???

That's because small towns contain all of the weirdness and stupidity of humans, but without the large numbers that make it a tolerable, ignorable white noise. It's Stupid Human concentrate.

Yes, tell us more about how these objects attached to our body work, and what our comfort level handling them should be.

It's also weirdly a bit of class privilege. I shop at Wal-Mart, Target, mall stores, etc.Those stores, especially Wal-Mart, have door associates that are supposed make sure your purchases are bagged. In theory, that means you were rung up and aren't trying to walk out with anything.

Can we just call it "Foxsplaining?" It covers so many situations!

Are you sure you wouldn't prefer the unvaccinated duck fuck him? #obligatoryterrifyingduckpenisjoke

3 is one of my favorites. Such sass!

Really? not " shitty khakis?" cause those things are awful!

I live in the south and doors getting held open for me is really, really common. I honestly don't mind, especially when it's an elderly (easily over 60) man. They were raised that way, may as well let it go. They're trying to be polite. Of course, I also hold door opens at times. I think it's just a nice thing to do…

Honestly, weird as it is..I guess? If the women's stalls are all full somewhere and I can't wait, I deliberately go into the men's restrooms now. I'm peeing. They're rooms for peeing. And all this assholery of denying people the basic human right to pee in a peeing place in comfort has just made me a little mad at…

Uh, yeah, sure. if "pillow fight" is some kind of euphemism for "attempt to achieve a semi-clean feeling using standard issue public restroom half ply tissue paper"?....