WHO SOUP!!!!

Somebody on another article said their spouse's poop fizzed after a diet like this. So one rando on the internet to another...I mean. does it? Are you a gastrointestinal hellmouth now? DOES IT FIZZ?!

I sincerely miss my 10 pounds for the hunger times. Lost it and 15 of its friends from stress and side effects from medicine. There's nothing quite like feeling you look like a damn lich, while acquaintances and near strangers keep trying to get your 'secret'. The lowest point was when I think wouldn't let my partner…

Is that..is that what that is? I thought it was Yog-Sothoth....*weeps*

Donna's my favorite in new who, and I haven't gotten to see the newest series past the first episode. No cable. :'( 12 seems like a blend of 3rd and 6th from what I saw, and that appeals to me enormously. Guess I'll see how it plays out later, lol.

I hate cooking. For reals. But for some reason, the minute you said "length of a Doctor Who episode" this became something I wanted to achieve!!!

So, that is pretty fantastic. Saving it for later! I'm fairly certain kinja ate the image I tried to post earlier, so here it is, for the curious!

I just saved that to my phone, oh snap!!!

I couldn't resist! Here's a couple too damn many close ups.

Okay, that is positively gorgeous! And didn't anyone ever tell you not to ask a nerd about their stuff? Because WE WILL SHOW YOU ALL THE THINGS. ;) This is our Great Wall of Chaos, still semi-decorated for Halloween, and our glorious Landing Zone..I mean coffee table?

Whoa, we ALL get a vote?! I was looking for a cute gif response, but then I remembered how little women are often represented in the Church, and gave myself sad feels.

Augh, as someone who's home looks like Pop Culture/the Internet birthed the Kitsch all over, I envy you, and feel for your loss! My MLP's, Tardises, and Garrus do not match the RoyToy's Gameras and Dynasty Warriors at all, but we crammed them into white MDF cubbies while I pretended I wasn't disappointed in my sad…

You should totally liberate a few to pass around! My ex-stepfather had 2 and I've always wanted some for my own. I assure you they would be Tasteful Art Deco Lamps of "sorry, busy lighting the ENTIRE WORLD, no time for your boners!" and would go quite well with all my hardback books of pinups of the "ladies actually…

Or at least get it the hell outta my living room (thanks mom). Even my partner, who DOES live here, knows better than to use that shit inside. Or, the theatre, mall, etc.

But..wow. I thought this was an outlier. I'm completely far from the standard, so maybe I'm not one to talk but wasn't that the point of the story of the Samaritan woman, when she asked where to properly worship? And, y'know...whipping the merchants in the temple? Or healing on the Sabbath? And, even a sense, about…

So, who's ready to all go see Mic Foley's "I am Santa Claus" http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/i_am_santa_c… the movie that's apparently TOO CHRISTMAS!

Omg, can I join?? I finished this article, remembered how much I plan to spend on family/friends and became awash in #CatholicGuilt. Is there a handshake? Can we quote Harry Potter profoundly?

Y'know what's weird? I have a friend far more profoundly faithful than I am/was, and he says he's lost 'the Christmas spirit' since learning about Saturnalia. Does that make any sense...to ANYONE? The religion itself is only 2,000 years old, far younger than the scope of human history, most of the important holidays…

Actually most of those flat-earthers are probably protestant, namely evangelical/baptist christians still think "the guy in the big hat" is a non-christian goin' straight to Hell. The pope's just confirming a stream of thought that's been present in Catholic teaching and thought for years.

That last picture...it looks like he's using force lightning on that poor guy. All Hail...Darth...Christmas? We have displeased him for the last time?