(The movie keeps using the word “gamer” without seeming to quite understand what it means.)

Well, yeah. That’s the joke. >.>

Can we just admit that the Spurs are real life Mon-Stars already? Look at how their late draft picks magically have skills once they get a hold of them. Does Tim Duncan even look human?

I don’t expect to dissuade you from your belief that FF13 is good. So much of it is personal experience, and while you enjoyed it while you played, I could only laugh at it to stop the pain it caused me. I do disagree with you on the more overarching issue. I think it is important to improve the critical apparatus to…

I don’t think FF13 is at all good (second worst “modern” FF game, behind 8), but I didn’t play post game, where apparently the combat system comes into its own. But why would I have, if playing through the story section was endless tedium? But I think it is a good place to have a reasonable discussion about battle…

“With the first pick overall, the Jacksonville Jaguars select BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAHBLAH, from BLAHSTON COLLEGE.” Cover your eyes in 2017 when they draft Blaze Blangerman.

Or you are just a petulant manbaby.

That’s why I never understand angry folks who complain about “PC police” It costs them nothing to be slightly nicer, to avoid words other people don’t like.

I’m referring to people with a number of disabilities, including people on the autistic spectrum who yes 1. do read the comments on Kotaku 2. have been hurt by the use of the word retard in their personal lives. Instead of complaining about “outrage” have you considered being compasionate, or caring about other…

I know you are probably not going to listen. In the future you could make this exact same point without using a slur at the end. You probably object to people telling you what to do, but please. It doesn’t cost you anything to use a different word and will cause just a little bit less harm to those with disabilities.…

I’m not sure I see the point in an RPG without a story. Actually, I know exactly what game you are describing, FF13: all gameplay, all flash, but the story was awful! God, that game was awful.

Not to get into a subject I’d most likely drown in, but the concept that “White Supremacy made capitalism possible” is a pretty well sourced argument. I think it started with Eric William’s dissertation back in the 1940s “Capitalism and Slavery” which directly tied the accumulation of wealth necessary to start the…

My only complaint with the port is that the minigames were really hard. I was lucky my brother owned a phone controller thing that I borrowed to get all the best racing times.

Broadly both are hero journey, yes. But you can’t argue that some of the details are meant to evoke the original trilogy directly. I’m not sure how much more explicit “Ebon Hawk” can be.

You realize “Being the face”over players who have over their careers or more recently outperformed her is the exact thing I’m complaining about. Also I’m not sure how much you know about the USWNT, since Hope Solo is already 33, too old to play the next World Cup.

Yay! Kotor 2 is the best. Maybe this is building up to porting the game on iphone/android, like Kotor 1 is.

You don’t understand ad hominem at all.

I mean, the comments on that post think he is lying, or being lied to, but never trust the comments. Doubly never trust someone who uses the word cuckold. Looking at you, Texboy.

I like how you argue that I am moving the goalposts, while simultaneously moving the goalposts.