Only use the red key Use the shift-light system You need wider rear tires Do not race anything with AWD Do not race anything with retracting spoilers Do not race electric vehicles Do not race any jet aircraft

Nah, I already have a big penis, I'd rather take my chances with the hairdressers.

that's a Mike Brewer mistake about to happen & the Chinaman won't bail you out.

I think I remember that area in Fallout...

There's only one proper thing for Jalops to do with such a large sealed underground facility.

Lamborghini LP-670 Super Veloce

The writing was on the wall as soon as the Marriott went up, and anyone who didn't see it coming had their head in the sand. From Minis with train horns, to obnoxiously loud straight-piped domestics (revving while slow-rolling through the event) to the frequent flybys by exotics, a large enough percentage of attendees…

lol, loved this bit

I wanna see the go pro dashcam video from O.J's bronco. Don't play with me, I know there has to be one......right?

I get some of the pointing and questions in my 996 Turbo. The car is in great shape and people think it's much newer than it is, most only need to know it's a Porsche to get excited it seems. The Cayman and Boxster are seen much more often and seem to get less attention. Some kids really go gaga for the 911 and it's…

911 GT3 - (post bbq edition) problem solved. mine arrives in January

I never minded the 996 interior. Largely because I paid a third of what it cost to own a 993 Turbo (which had an even worse interior) and my car was faster! ONWARD!!!!!

I had a 996 Turbo, and it's one of the best cars I've ever owned. I would rather have that car back than most of the other 'enthusiast' Porsches people keep going on about. No thanks, I don't want to spend $50k for a naturally aspirated 993 cab with 270 hp.

I had a 996

Totally unique style brah

Yeah, we're all jealous that some tasteless douchebags further ruined an already gaudy as hell supercar. If only we could have such little taste...

There, fixed your headline.

I'm really bummed that tape didn't do a better job holding the rear wing on. Does Liberty Walk even 3M?

While we're at it, provide proof that these are unreliable.

What issues are 997.1TTs really going to have that would necessitate the warranty? Same with the 1M. Both cars are actually very reliable.