He’s right. It’s not a one-timer.

Definitely not. I love LMM dearly, but frankly he barely has the range for Hamilton.

Interesting... I always assumed the meaning was more closely associated with the actual sausage as a comparison to full of it or full of shit.

hot take: hunts is better than heinz.

“Getting paid to trip people? Sign me up!”

Buddy, man, my friend.

And according to Mitch, cupcakes would win the Jezebel pie bracket.

the correct answer

Hey, U2 is good rock and roll ... uhh ... music.

counterpoint: the stuffed tiger is adorable and i want one

I thought someone was going to come at me with some weak-ass “it’s Stevens not Steven so that doesn’t count” bullshit. Instead, here I stand in the wreckage of my theory, utterly destroyed. Well done.

Thankfully tanking and losing is a distinction without a difference.

With how this season is turning out, I think the front office is praying he is as good as advertised because they aren’t turning this nightmare around in time for Hank to get a cup. The saddest realization is that he will forever be on the list of “greatest goaltenders to never win a cup.”

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

Either Georgia or Alabama lost to Auburn, who lost to Clemson, who lost to Syracuse, who lost to Middle Tennessee State, who lost to UAB, who lost to your national champions, 2-10 Ball State!!

gone too soon, Jason.

“Oh, Tyrod. The toll road of denial is a long and dangerous one. The price, your soul. Oh, by the way, you have until five to clear out your locker. I’m starting Sunday.”

You’re the puppet.

Songs that should never be played again, an incomplete list:

O - Oh no, we’ve got to get that orphan.